Criteria for getting into heaven

I was thinking about Jesus' criteria for letting people into heaven. It's nice, and all, and pretty easy - all you have to do is believe. But it doesn't seem a very sensible way of doing it. Any tool or halfwit could believe and get into heaven that way, and really, who would want to spend all eternity with a whole lot of the people who go to churches?

For me it would be something along the lines of - you a fan of Avril Lavigene (or generation specific bad music)? Nope, can't come in.

So I figure either god made a really naff calculation at one point, or there's "Heaven" and then there's "Heaven". One were all people who believe go, there's a few nibble about, some piped music and god/jesus/holy spirit once in a while walks round, gives a few autographs, has a couple of photos taken. And then down the street, there's a door with a couple of bouncers on it and a guest list, and inside there's pole dancers, lots of beer and the bunch of people g really wants to hang out with.